#SC orders

[sadalmostlesbian]

Now that sotr is allowing (some) people to come to the realization that Suzanne Collins is not infallible as an author and some character decisions are a result of flawed writing rather than flawed characters… I think we all need to consider that District Thirteen, while undoubtedly militaristic and nationalist, may have been misrepresented or dramatized to fit into one white USAmerican woman’s shoddy critique of communism.

[sutherlins]

↳ YOU PUT A MOVE ON MY HEART by @conceived-angel [WIP - 31K | Rated M]

Third year college student, Sydney Adamu, meets Food & Wine's Best New Chef, Carmen Berzatto. It's the kind of chemistry her major can't prepare her for.

sutherlins fic appreciation week (please show the fics love, kudos, and comments on ao3!)

AC/SC MY BELOVED. These two have my whole heart. Sydney choosing a different route and Carmy before Empire... just that difference in their life makes such a big impact on who they are when we meet them in this fic. Angel explores that so well while staying in keeping with the Sydney and Carmy we love from Canon. The entire world is built up so expertly, it feels so real and tangible. I'm so in love with Sydney's friends in this too and I'm just as eager to hear about them with each update as I am SydCarmy (okay maybe not as excited, but it's pretty close!) Michelle, Maya (and Marcus!) are such brilliant additions to this fic! The dynamic of Sydney having folks in her corner and Carmy coming into her world flips the standard we know from the show on it's head and it's yet another interesting change in the dynamic that is being played with in this fic. My harassment of Angel about this fic means I know what's to come and ohhhhhh we are in for a TREAT!!!

Please go read if you haven't already, and show some love over on ao3! (ps. I'm doing 7 this month and intend to make this a monthly thing!)

[wahhzo]

they can no longer live rent free. putting these boys to WORK

[stereopticons]

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: March 1

2019

practice makes perfection... [david/patrick, T, 803] by @startswithhope

This show and these two characters make me happy, so here's some nighttime snuggling. These two are so soft, so this is what I want for them...

Vroom Vroom, David [david/patrick, T, 1,304] by @mostlyinthemorning

Patrick discovers that Alexis is not the only Rose family member with an online past. After S5E08 "The Hospies"

Wild and Wired [david/patrick, T, 19,433] by lettered

David and Patrick up through their first kiss.

2020

Privacy [david/patrick, E, 5,023] by JessX2231

It was thrilling, being the one to make Patrick fall apart. He’d been starting to see small moments here and there, but since privacy was a tricky thing for them, it didn’t happen nearly as often as David wished. So of course he was doing all he could to make up for lost time. Or, their night at Stevie's.

Room Ten [david/patrick, E, 3,341] by WellSchitt

This is the second installment in the Sex Motel series! It begins the day after the previous fic, DelilahMcMuffin's Room Six <3 <3 -- “Do it. David, I’m ready, you can- you can-” “Shh. I want to take care of you.” Because he cared too much about Patrick to rush this, cared more about Patrick’s wellbeing than a good fuck. He wanted, needed, to be careful with Patrick.

Room Eight [david/patrick, E, 3,817] by @noahreids

This is the third installment in the Sex Motel series that continues to explore David and Patrick's stolen moments at the Sherwood Motel. My contribution continues about a week (maybe?) after WellSchitt's Room Ten. <3 And! In the moments right after Girls Night (4x04).

Room Two [david/patrick, E, 4,751] by @samwhambam

This is the 5th installment of the Sex Motel series. This takes place after the BBQ, but before the Olive Branch episode. * He tapped the phone screen to keep it from dimming and before he could think twice, he tapped on Patrick’s contact information and hit ‘call’. Patrick picked up on the first ring. “David.” David took a deep breath, just to center himself. “I’m still upset. But I miss you,” David said.

Gift Shop [david/patrick, NR, 563] by @distractivate

David this wasn't meant to be some Advent calendar of apologies. It was like an olive branch to get you to talk to me. Patrick sends an olive branch after the barbecue.

Room Thirteen [david/patrick, T, 3,164] by @missgeevious

David suffers an injury that may ruin his plans for hot, sweaty make-up sex. Takes place immediately after David’s Olive Branch lip sync in episode 4.09. This story is part of a series about David and Patrick using the Sherwood Motel (the motel Johnny and Roland buy in Season 6) to connect before Patrick gets his own apartment.

Room Eleven [david/patrick, E, 4,777] by @unfolded73

David and Patrick decide to go to the Elm Glen motel for some alone time after Jocelyn's baby shower.

Room Sixteen [david/patrick, E, 4,097] by Elsewherefumbling

This is number 9 in the Sex Motel series. It begins the day of the roll out. When David contracts the dreaded poison oak and has a very horrible no good very bad day. Except, of course, now, he has Patrick to help make it all better. _ “I need you.” David whispered. An admission as much as a plea for physical attention. He really did need Patrick he was learning. To make him feel better. To make him feel right. To always be there at the end of the long days. But right now, he really needed Patrick’s hands on him.

Room Seven [david/patrick, E, 11,569] by @ladyflowdi

Patrick loves this motel, much more than he’ll ever say out loud. Thousands of people have slept and fucked and laughed and cried in these rooms. He feels a funny sort of peace, knowing that the story of how he and David fell in love will live between these walls, too. This is the tenth installment of the Sex Motel series, and takes place the night before 4.12 Singles Week.

Room Fifteen [david/patrick, E, 2,463] by @ahurston

This is an installment of the Sex Motel series, taking place just after Singles Week. * David and Patrick need a little privacy after the day's emotional revelations. Now if they can just make it to the Sherwood Motel before combusting...

Room Nine [david/patrick, E, 2,876] by FormerlyEmu

This is an instalment in the Sex Motel series, set immediately following 4.13 - Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose. A few days off, and a scheduled vendor pick-up, give David and Patrick some time to *connect* at the Sherwood Motel.

Room Four [david/patrick, E, 3,295] by @thedidipickles

After finding out that David thought their relationship 'needed a generator,' Patrick has an important question. David does everything he can to answer it.

Room Three [david/patrick, E, 8,469] by @blueink3

“Um, where are we going?” His voice is rough and he’ll need a lengthy spa manicure in Elmdale to fix the way he’s mangling his cuticles. “Thought we could use some alone time,” Patrick replies, eyes never leaving the road. There’s something odd in his tone. Casual. Controlled. “Oh.” 'Alone time' is usually the prelude to a seduction, but David isn’t feeling particularly sexy at the moment. Or, another installment of the Sex Motel series. Takes place after the robbery in 5x02.

the ties that bind [gen, G, 1,388] by oh_la_fraise

Charles goes to visit the Schitt’s Creek Boyles. The rest of the 99 comes along for the ride.

2021

back to the drawing board [david/patrick, T, 12,957] by mycleverusername

“It’s early, but we’ve got a few results coming in. For more, we’ll send you over to Patrick Brewer at the Big Board.” David expects to see another boring old suit, but Patrick Brewer, it turns out, is young, with short brown hair and wide, inviting eyes. “Hi,” he says, smiling. “I’m Patrick Brewer. Let’s take a look at the first numbers coming out of Indiana…” “Ooh,” David says. “Board guy is cute.”

Dandelion Days [david/patrick, E, 26,561] by @asoftplacetoland

David’s first real memory of Patrick involved a scraped knee, a dandelion, and a sunny smile that, upon recounting the tale of how they met, left him blushing so hard Alexis had singsonged “David and Patrick sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” for a solid week. The story of Prince David and Bodyguard Patrick from the very beginning. Now complete!

David Rose is a Sappy Romantic [david/patrick, T, 2,951] by LondonSpirit

They're married. MARRIED. David still can't believe it.He muses a bit about it as he gets ready for his wedding night with his husband.

Djibouti [gen, G, 300] by Rosey_Peach

Family [david/patrick, T, 1,156] by @rmd-writes

Later that afternoon, lying in bed with his head resting on Patrick’s shoulder, David is admiring the way the sunlight glints off his wedding ring as his hand rests on his husband’s chest. Or, what we didn’t see in Happy Ending

get me with those green eyes, baby [alexis/twyla, T, 1,000] by @sarahlevys

Alexis has lived a thousand lives, and has escaped twice as many sketchy, legitimately dangerous situations. But she doesn't know what's scarier: the movie playing out on her television screen, or way her heart's hammering in her chest, keeping time with every one of Twyla's quiet breaths. Written for the prompt: Twyla and Alexis' first kiss while watching a scary movie.

I can take you higher [david/patrick, E, 3,561] by @rockinhamburger

Before the barbecue incident, Patrick had been making progress at lasting longer, whenever they actually managed privacy ... He’s been right back at square one ever since, now that they’re having regular sex again. It’s hard not to feel discouraged about the restoration of his hair trigger when it seemed like they were on the way to getting rid of it. A follow-up to got a bad desire in which Patrick continues to learn how to relinquish control.

people worth missing, things worth sharing [david/patrick, G, 1,018] by @grapehyasynth

Unexpected emotion pulls David away from a lovely summer evening with his husband and in-laws, but it's all because everyone just loves each other so much.

The Windows to the Soul [david/patrick, T, 5,570] by @agoodpersonrose

Nobody ever noticed in New York, but when David starts painting his graffiti in Schitt's Creek, he has to be a little more careful about it.

2022

Eyebrows at Midnight [david/patrick, M, 1,409] by @ineveryuniverse-sc

To StolenAway55n3... Hey babe - to make up for my sassy response, I went ahead and wrote the damn thing. To you, and to all my favorite SBC peeps! Smooches!!!!!! For the prompt: "Begin a story with a stranger at your door at midnight" Thanks a million to my lovely beta and friend goodiecornbread. ❤️

Fracture [david/patrick, M, 9,850] by littlebebecrows

Patrick finds himself in a dreary interrogation room, being grilled about his life by a man who is hidden in shadows. When he is asked to remember a man he has never met before - a man with dark hair and eyes named David - Patrick realizes he may be suffering from amnesia. When he ventures out to search for clues about the man he has apparently forgotten, he very quickly realizes that nothing is as it seems. Although memories of David start to resurface, it may be too late. In a race against time, Patrick struggles to uncover the truth about his memory loss before he loses David forever.

Full of Surprises [david/patrick, G, 712] by @fictasticvoyage

David meets a new friend at the Apothecary and Patrick learns a surprising fact about his husband.

Halfway Down the Aisle: Twylexis Femslash February 2022 [alexis/twyla, E, 2,800] by @sarahlevys

A twylexis drabble collection, following the Femslash February 2022 prompts to tell a continuous story focusing on marriage.

Roses on the Wall [david/patrick, G, 713, CW: suicide, eating disorder] by elifisher96

Patrick was lying in bed for the fourth consecutive hour since waking up.

You've Got the Love to See Me Through [david/patrick, G, 1,584] by lucianowriter

Patrick is home sick so he turns on his favorite TV show. This opens up a conversation between him and David about his continued asexual journey.

2023

600 Candles [david/patrick, G, 5,930] by @a-noble-dragon

David throws a Birthday bash for a dragon. His family help. It's a recipe for disaster!

everything else is just noise [david/patrick, G, 1,054] by OrganizedWatermelon

This is my take on how Patrick's version of "The Best" came to be. Takes place around "Stop Saying Lice!"

2024

You Are the Reason [david/patrick, E, 2,900] by @a-noble-dragon

100 word drabbles. 100% smut.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 3 fics/21,540 words 2020: 14 fics/59,593 words 2021: 9 fics/55,074 words 2022: 6 fics/17,068 words 2023: 2 fics/6,984 words 2024: 1 fic/2,900 words Total: 35 fics/163,159 words

[helenaus]

ok i finally have enough things in my queue that i can safely post this starter call!!

i cba to make one for each fandom as i originally intended so please consider this starter call for the greek mythos, black sails & asoiaf (all eras) muses. specify or get nothing. i may or may not message you for a bit of light plotting if our characters don't have any canon links/never interacted. if you want a muse that's not listed in the fandoms above you can consider this a plotting call as well.

[i3utterflyeffect]

the cat smiling w/ a knife pointed at it?

fae know he can't stay mad at faer and fae takes full advantage of this <3

[okayto]

Happy System Collapse release day to everyone suffering The Agonies*

*of being unable to obtain book on release day

[miss-k-lovenikki]

Voice of Freedom

[mythrite]

Top 5 favourite songs >:)

(evil question i know UvU)

evilstar06 ):<

But let’s try, only one per band. And this changes on the mood btw—

Sell Your Soul: Hollywood Undead

Euclid: Sleep Token… i think

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?: Arctic Monkeys

Wires: The Neighbourhood

Social Climb: IDKHOW

I don’t have any particular stand outs from Death Cab For Cutie (I kinda just play their stuff but don’t process it) or Ghost (Multiple bangers that I don’t end up settling on a favourite)

[drc00l4tt4]

🤖 m3lv1nb0rg Follow

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer ~36 times in their lifetime.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

I like how this is called a "fun" fact.

☕ the-muffin-man Follow

It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. ♡

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I doth extend mine hand akin to a mob boss, granting thee leave to kiss yon ring. Yet, as thou draw'st nigh, thou shalt discern 'tis none other than a glowing spider ring, won in the arcade's games of chance.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

* pretends to kiss it but i eat the spider very discreetly but you notice anyway because my mouth is glowing from the inside *

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Thou disrespect me.. Thou hath devoured mine eerie spider ring, purchased at the cost of fifty tickets from the Funtime Arcade and Pizzeria.. Squire, smite him with the sticky hand

🩹 surviving-thriving Follow

What are the healthiest teas?

🎭 sneed-n-cog Follow

Honesty, Integrity, and Loyalty. - S

🩹 surviving-thriving Follow

Can you all ever just give a normal answer

🐎 yee-haw Follow

You : * eats 100 ears of corn in 2 hours * I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned!

Me : * eats 101 ears of corn in 10 minutes * Just another day in th'corn fields

⭐ sunshine-lollipops Follow

What?

🐎 yee-haw Follow

I dunno. I woke up at 6am, wrote this, then went back t'sleep.

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

Romeo, Romeo

Where the fuck is you, Romeo

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

FIE upon thee! The original line in Romeo and Juliet doth read, 'Wherefore art thou,' and mayhap, were thou to cease thy presumptuousness, thou wouldst know that 'wherefore' doth NOT, IN ANY FUCKING MANNER, SIGNIFY 'WHERE.' 'WHEREFORE' DOTH SIGNIFY 'WHY.'

SHE DOTH INQUIRE WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. CURSE ALL OF YOU! CURSE ALL OF YOU VIGOROUSLY! I DO HOLD SHAKESPEARE IN THE UTMOST OF SERIOUS REGARD!

🔥 vil-the-fallen Follow

Romeo, Romeo

Why the fuck is you, Romeo

🍎 sunshine-princie Follow

Gonna go stand in a creek, do you guys need anything?

📰 tired-principal Follow

#Yeah I need you to find a leaf #and gently set it in the water #and watch it solemnly as it floats away

🍎 sunshine-princie Follow

Finally. A reasonable request.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Hell? Empty. All the devils? Here.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Oh by the damn'd, this jest was not of the ribald "dick? out" variety; 'twas but a quote from Shakespeare. Abstain from vulgarity.

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

Hell : Empty

Devils : Here

Dick : Out

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

It's what Shakespeare would've wanted

🌌 i-am-nowhere Follow

Can we stop shipping real people. Can we not do that anymore ever.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Upon my last inquiry, such an act was termed "human trafficking", a deed most foul in the eyes of the law.

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I may have just received word that this text post doth not concern that matter in the slightest.

👻 died-2019 Follow

@ ruler-of-everything why do you talk like that?

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

Dost thou wish for me to converse in the vulgar tongue of modern, simplified speech?

👻 died-2019 Follow

Can you even do that?

👑 ruler-of-everything Follow

I can, yes.

You think I read how you all talk and I don't know how to replicate it? What kind of fool do you take me for?

💣 ur-fav-villain Follow

#Ghost why did you modernize him. Why did you do that. #What did you gain from this cursed media. #Shame on you.

[seethinglikeme]

i will never understand people who think this way about fictional characters. like... the league of villains aren't real. they are lines on paper made up by an author, they aren't fuckin ted bundy or some shit. the people they have killed aren't actual people, and honestly it'd be generous to even call them characters considering they don't even have names or backstories, that is, if they show up on-screen at all. the only named character killed by the league that i can think of is snatch and he died in the same chapter he was introduced. like be so serious - the league have, for all intents and purposes, killed nobody. maybe if they'd murdered a member of 1A or something this argument would have more of a leg to stand on, but they didn't

[tony-hawks-underground]

I still remember seeing these license plates in use when i was a kid its like nostalgia for me

[cinematicnomad]

4, 9, 12, 13, 42, and 44 for the weird ask game

004. which cryptid being do you believe in? answered :)

009. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee? hot coffee!!

012. what kind of day is it? it is gray and overcast and cold. we're expected to get hit by some snow tomorrow but i am doing my best not to let my hopes get up too high lol.

013. when was the last time you ate? well i'm currently making red beans and rice so i've been tasting it all day on and off. but i had some leftover take out ramen from last night for lunch around noon (4.5 hours ago)

042. an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site? answered :)

044. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it? answered :)

❄️weirder asks❄️

[i3utterflyeffect]

Oh yeah, maybe Nightshade doesn't get his memories back all at once from his initial amnesia,and is trying to piece together his past using fragments of what he can recall. Maybe he even asks victim for help with it. However, when he figures out that he was originally a human, he doesn't say anything to them because he knows they didn't have good experiences with humans in the past. Then he figures out that he wasn't just any human, he was that human.

god, a slow realization would REALLY suck.... just realizing that he was human and being terrified to tell Victim because he knows Vic hates humans (i mean he's not REALLY human. he's still a stick, he'd rather be a stick in any world. right? right. his life was probably miserable anyway) and like, surely he wouldn't be one of those humans, right? but as the memories keep coming back he slowly realizes that he wasn't only one of those humans, he was THE human who hurt vic--

[hedwig221b]

The Balanced event by @sterekyrround has finished

Definitely go check out the fluff and the depravites my cumrades and I have written!

All of you are welcome to scream at me in the comments or in the ask box or anywhere. Imma be reeling from the response for about *checks the watch* 5 to 7 business days.

Thank you again @sterekyrround 💕💗💖 *kisses you gently on the forehead*

[marchessa]

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